McCain debates Hillary, lovingly

February 4, 2008 - 4:01 pm | Filed under: Uncategorized
Now that the Republican party has practically let the mainstream media pick their candidate we can look forward to what their debates will be like:
 
Hillary: Repeal the Bush Tax cuts!
McCain: I agree!
 
Hillary: Reward illegals with citizenship!
McCain: I agree!
 
Hillary: Punish America alone for global warming!
McCain: I agree!
 
Hillary: No conservative Judges like Alito!
McCain: I agree!
 
Hillary: Abort unwanted babies!
McCain: I agree if it belongs to my daughter!
 
Hillary: Gay rights!
McCain: As long as they’re “passionate lesbians”!
 
Hillary: No Man-Woman Marriage Amendment!
McCain: I agree!
 
Hillary: Protect incumbents and limit free speech!
McCain: Long live McCain-Feingold!
 
Hillary: No Alaska drilling!
McCain: I agree!
 
Hillary: Vote for me!
McCain: I agree! Wait… ! Ummmmmm…
 
Note to skin: Start crawling.

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